French

French, Krista says that if someone with a French accent came up she would fall in love. Well, I will change that with a little fun.

Q: Why do the French like smelly cheeses?
A: Well, in a room full of French people, you can't really smell the cheese.

"There is nothing lower than the human race...except for the French." - Mark Twain 1878-79
That's right Mark Twain said that.

How do you separate the men from the boys in France? With a crowbar.

Hey ! Do you know what's the difference between a Frenchman and a chimpanzee ? - One of them is hairy, stinky, and scratches his ass all the time. The other is a chimpanzee.

Q. Whats the difference between a Frenchmen and a bucket of shit?
A. The bucket.

Q. Since everyone knows that French men are gay, how come there are French children?
A. Because of the confusion caused by the fact that French women have mustaches!!

Man I could go all day. I think I will.

Q. Why do the French Smell?
A. So blind people can hate them too!

Q. how can you tell if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?
A. your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant!

A little to far on that one.

Q. How do you keep a Frenchman in suspense?

















































o got u.

TOP TEN REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH
10 When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
9 Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
8 You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.
7 If there's a war you can surrender really early.
6 You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.
5 You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.
4 You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
3 Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
2 You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street.
1 People think you're a great lover even when you're not.



O that was fun, sorry Krista if you had your hopes up.

Today was a good day. I golfed and went to the hospital before school. Had school, didn't do anything.

Golf went good.

I would say something about what nationality is sexy, but I don't want Krista to have anything to fight back with.